im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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