Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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