Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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