I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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