in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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