Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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