found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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