im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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