windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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