This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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