I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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