yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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