Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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