You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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