youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
