Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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