We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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