Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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