A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish i was in the wii world.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He shit in the fireplace
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