we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
