if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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