3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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