i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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