no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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