Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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