her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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