We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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