My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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