I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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