We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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