I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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