I'm lost and stupid without you.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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