Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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