I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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