I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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