I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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