i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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