my vag is so smooth its legendary
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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