so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Holy shit dude........stairs
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
