It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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