Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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