I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
whose parrot is this?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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