they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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