I CAN MOONWALK!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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