Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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