i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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