Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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