This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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