i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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