i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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