therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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